I do this creepy thing....
where I write down quotes. I mean that is not out of the ordinary, when it's like a Benjamin Franklin quote. But when it is something funny someone said, and then I write it down in my phone, then add it to an 82 page Microsoft word document that is saved on my computer, that's a little creepy. Here is a mix of some of my latest favorites, both traditional quotes and funny things people have said.
C.S Lewis: But when a thing has to be attempted, one must never think of possibility or impossibility.
Dad: Damn, I forgot my question I was so busy patting myself on the back for it being a brilliant question.
Dr. Case (my English teacher): “We were soft targets, softer than the underside of a woman’s breast”… Now I know you gentlemen don’t know what the underside of a breast feels like, but its very soft.
Keith: is the point of cooking mama to cook for your husband?
Ally: No! I can’t believe you just said that! No! It’s to cook for yourself because you’re a strong independent woman.
Matriotti (my theology teacher):
“What do you think mom?”
“Well, she doesn’t stop any trains”
“She stops mine”
Jose Ortega y Gasset: Life consists of choosing one thing over another.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: To go into solitude, a man needs to retire from his chamber as from society. I am not solitary whilst I read and write, though nobody is with me. But if a man would be alone, let him look at the stars. The rays that come from those heavenly worlds, will separate him and vulgar things.
Tina Fey: Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.
Ally: Courtney, I thought you died. And from the looks of your room, you did! And opened every drawer on the way down
Liz’s Mom: Night i love you?
Liz: I hope that isn’t something you question…
Liz’s Mom: Typo-the simple reply would be i love you too.
Liz: Quite the attitude tonight…I love you too! (exclamation point)
Liz’s Mom: Texting is tedious for me. Dad keeps asking me who is texting me like I have a secret boyfriend or something?
Ally: lisa I just got the justin bieber cd.
*blank stare*
Ally: it was only $7.99 and...
Lisa: wait why are you telling me this?! I had to talk about capitolism all week, I'm fending twilight fans off, and now this?! I'm weak and weary!
Andrew: I'm asking a rhetorical question, that means you don't have to answer.
Ally: wow mrs. Fillicetti actually taught you something. I'm shocked.
Andrew: all my teachers have teached me something.
Ally: they obviously didn't teach you proper grammar.
C.S Lewis: But when a thing has to be attempted, one must never think of possibility or impossibility.
Dad: Damn, I forgot my question I was so busy patting myself on the back for it being a brilliant question.
Dr. Case (my English teacher): “We were soft targets, softer than the underside of a woman’s breast”… Now I know you gentlemen don’t know what the underside of a breast feels like, but its very soft.
Keith: is the point of cooking mama to cook for your husband?
Ally: No! I can’t believe you just said that! No! It’s to cook for yourself because you’re a strong independent woman.
Matriotti (my theology teacher):
“What do you think mom?”
“Well, she doesn’t stop any trains”
“She stops mine”
Jose Ortega y Gasset: Life consists of choosing one thing over another.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: To go into solitude, a man needs to retire from his chamber as from society. I am not solitary whilst I read and write, though nobody is with me. But if a man would be alone, let him look at the stars. The rays that come from those heavenly worlds, will separate him and vulgar things.
Tina Fey: Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.
Ally: Courtney, I thought you died. And from the looks of your room, you did! And opened every drawer on the way down
Liz’s Mom: Night i love you?
Liz: I hope that isn’t something you question…
Liz’s Mom: Typo-the simple reply would be i love you too.
Liz: Quite the attitude tonight…I love you too! (exclamation point)
Liz’s Mom: Texting is tedious for me. Dad keeps asking me who is texting me like I have a secret boyfriend or something?
Ally: lisa I just got the justin bieber cd.
*blank stare*
Ally: it was only $7.99 and...
Lisa: wait why are you telling me this?! I had to talk about capitolism all week, I'm fending twilight fans off, and now this?! I'm weak and weary!
Andrew: I'm asking a rhetorical question, that means you don't have to answer.
Ally: wow mrs. Fillicetti actually taught you something. I'm shocked.
Andrew: all my teachers have teached me something.
Ally: they obviously didn't teach you proper grammar.
posted by Ally at 9:50 PM
4 Comments:
First Comment!!
Ally, Ur so cooool!
No, it's not creepy, it just shows that you are actually LISTENING to people! A very admirable trait :)
You forgot, "Welcome to Chez Andrew".
I used to do that, too :)
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