Facts That I Know About Jersey Shore...

- I know I am a little late in posting about Jersey Shore, considering the season is already over and all, but I just love the show so much and cannot wait for the new season.
- Watching JS, despite being somewhat insulting to Italians (depending on how PC you are), makes ME want to be Italian. I want to be a guidette, and go out with a juiced, tanned, spiky-haired guido. JK. But it is a look into a life I never knew but always wanted to try.
- Speaking of which, my favorite episodes of True Life were True Life: I Live On Long Island (or something to that effect, where three girls are trying to get off the island, for whatever reason), and True Life: I'm Getting Married, primarily because of the couple from Staten Island. Please go look them up online, they will have you rolling with laughter.
- Snooki is my favorite girl, simply because she is so outrageous, you couldn't possibly make a "character" up like her. She is all Snooki (real name: Nicole). She is as orange as they come (oompa loompa anybody?), 4 foot 9 (literally that short, she said so on an aftershow once), and wears a poof in her hair (like a bump-it, but much taller). And she makes this annoying baby voice sound.
- My favorite boy is Vinny, because he seems the most normal and I would be comfortable walking down the street with him. He's also educated, and a mama's boy but I can handle that.
- That being said, I am also oddly attracted to Pauly D, though he's the most outrageous looking.
- The Jersey Shore itself looks like a lot of fun, especially for the summer.
- I want a duck phone...
- But probably not a hot tub, too much disease swimming around.