My Review of New Moon in 3 Sentences (It's ok if you stop reading here Lisa)
Hot: Taylor Lautner, and him being on screen 90% of the time without a shirt.
Not: Robert Pattinson, too skinny, too pale, too bony, and too skinny. Weird accent. Also, Kristen Stewart, not so much either. She's too pale and too whiny and too dumb.
Plot: Mehhh, it's alright. Too many slow parts.
And there you have it.
Not: Robert Pattinson, too skinny, too pale, too bony, and too skinny. Weird accent. Also, Kristen Stewart, not so much either. She's too pale and too whiny and too dumb.
Plot: Mehhh, it's alright. Too many slow parts.
And there you have it.
posted by Ally at 2:26 PM
2 Comments:
Well, I'm glad I didn't miss out on anything. I'm trying really hard to like Kristen Stewart. I'm getting tired of seeing her play the same role in every movie I've seen her in. Even when she was a kid in Panic Room. I'm waiting for her to break out of her angst.
Everytime I see her in a movie or magazine I feel like slapping some makeup on her. She is so pale and washed out.
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